The most badass guy ever

Why is Chuck Norris so tough? Because Bruce Lee got wanted a fight that last longer than 6 seconds.

What causes a solar eclipse? Bruce Lee with a hangover.

If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, Bruce Lee beats the crap out of them both. Then he has a protein shake.

The only reason Bruce Lee died was that the universe, being an intrinsically fair plane of existence, could not exist with something as cool as Bruce Lee in it. So the universe, unable to come up with something lame enough to counteract Bruce Lee's awesomeness, was forced to destroy him.

Jesus could walk on water. Bruce Lee could beat the crap out of Jesus.

Chuck Norris has another fist under his beard. Bruce Lee has no beard because hair is afraid of his chin.

Bruce Lee doesn't jump, he dribbles the earth.

The term "breakneck speed" has an exact numeric value of six millionth's of a second, and was coined to describe the duration and constituents of Bruce Lee's pre-breakfast warmup.

How many licks does it take Bruce Lee to get to the center of a tootsie pop? None, he looks at the sucker and it explodes.

Bruce Lee personally removed the word fear from all Chinese dictionaries.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. Bruce Lee has one speed: "What the @#$% was that!?!"

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks ninjas, Bruce Lee kills ninjas with his mind.

Bruce Lee didn't die, he had a bone to pick with Buddha, and that's were tsunami's come from.