Those of you who have taken Moyers' class are probably aware of the fact that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012 (source: the Mayan Star Calender, the Chinese Probability Calender, certain Nostradamus prophecies, and the Pat Robertson Apocalypse Hotline: bringing you up-to-the-minute details on the end of the world from the Apoca-copter). In honor of the end of everthing, I plan on holding an end of the world party Dec 19-21. If you are reading this post, and you're not Mark Foley, or Mark Obenshein, consider yourself invited. The upside of our impending doom is that the Christmas season of '12 will be a breeze since no-one will be around to buy presents for. So, whether it's Jesus, nuclear warfare, global warming, or the mighty Galactus, our space ship is set to self destruct on a five year timer, so let's get down to living while we still can. On a lighter note, Christmas (or as we call it in the school system "winter festivities of a non-ethnic, non-religious nature that we don't really enjoy anyway... honest") is just arund the corner. Everyone have an existentialy fulfilling winter break!
The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of clichés. ~H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1925
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that's great it starts with an earthquake, birds snakes and aeroplanes....
snakes on aeroplanes, as a matter of fact
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